rules to live by

so i just thought of a good story:

when i was in kindergarten or first grade, i was given the assifnment of making a list of my own 10 commandements (don't worry, it was a perochial school, not a public school...i late went to public school and learned all about darwinism and evolution).

so, naturally, i had some GREAT commandments. Two of which were:

DON'T blow mouth bubbles that are really sticky.

Never shut the door on your pet bird's neck.

Needless to say, my mom still has the assignment filed away.